No awkward lesbian experiences without me
I just watched Jersey Shore so I would know what rock bottom was when I reach it.
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
I just bedazzled my weight watchers points calculator. You can tell I'm gay.
I wish that one Sunday morning I could wake up feeling like I have my life together.
It wasn't until that morning that I realized I wasn't actually dreaming, finding myself in the bathtub with someone laying on me
Uh oh I Hage to dance yes, my feet are Whitney Houston
I blew him and did charles barkley impressions at the same time. what a pro
He picked up a chick with a line about the price of used cars in Sri Lanka and developing economies. Step it up.
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
How do you clean puke off a stuffed bear?
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
THIS IS NOT A LAUGHING MATTER, CAITLIN. MY PARENTS ARE FUCKING. LOUDLY.
Listen, i know this is weird for you, but as your fuck buddy, id prefer if you didnt fuck her.
Youre asking too much from me
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