Pappa wants mamma naked
whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
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He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
nothing like walking down the street with a garbage bag of puke trying to find a dumpster
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I swear, if he gets me a bowling ball for Christmas, I will throw it at him.
I'm having horrible flashbacks of being groped by Pauly Shore.
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
A "Tom-vomit" is when you puke but cough as it comes up, so you close you mouth as a natural reaction and the vomit is jet-propelled out your noise.
I just almost caught my floor on fire, then decided I could put it out with my knuckles! So I'm doing good!
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I just dropped a condom on the floor at costco in front of my girlfriend and her husband. Today is not going to go well.
So? Find me, fuck me, then you can go to sleep and I'll leave.
Wow. That's the most amazing thing anyone has ever said to me.
There's a bull to ride and dancing on the bar is encouraged. This is my heaven. And this is why god made leopard tube tops.
I just don't think it's that outlandish to ask that I don't get messages from my husband at 8:30pm on a Wednesday telling me he peed on our cat
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
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