Help i just walked in on mom blowing dad
Walked into this guys room, saw a tickle me elmo under his desk with white stains in its mouth. This is awkward.
i asked why he had a giant piece of popcorn duct taped to his head and he said "No, it's actually part of my neck." so no, i didn't fuck him.
Last night I ate parmesan cheese straight out of the container while watching Chelsea Lately. Look at what happens to me when you leave.
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So I just bought underwear that says "I'm taken." Just know that when I cheat on my bf with you, that's what I'm wearing
How long does it take to cook a corndog over a candle?
My mouth holds just enough water for my bong
Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
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czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
When you get here, kick me in the balls. It's really important. - I'll explain later.
There is someone out there for you right now. And we will find her. Or him. Her. Her, we'll start with tits.
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
He got you flowers. How bad can the sex really be?
He let me eat chexmix while we fucked... I think I love him.
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