My Nuvaring birth control makes me queef.
took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
you'd be confused too if you woke up to pictures of a ghostbuster doing body shots off you.
i feel as if last night was a right of passage. to officially be an adult you must have a drunken one night stand with a co-worker and go to work the next day still drunk wearing yesterday's clothes...
Tomorrow will not be complet unless someone eats me out. Just sayin
Walking back from greek row alone at 3:30am in a child's kangaroo suit...not my proudest moment
I was fine until "Under Pressure" came on the radio. It's like God wanted me to shit my pants on the drive home.
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
I've been smoking weed using candles all week and I just found a lighter. This may truly be the happiest moment of my life. It's embarrassing how excited I got
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
Just taxi'd to the airport holding a zip lock bag of my own vomit. Bachelorette success.
So I think I've successful blown my foot off in a way that's going to make you call me an idiot.
I or someone else dumped a lot of glitter into my boobs last night.
The fact that you cheered yourself on while you puked saying it was your first college puke, blacked out, and sang taylor swift to the toilet confirms the fact that we are related. I've never been more proud.
I was singing Colors of the Wind and swigging vodka and still felt like more of an adult.
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