i tried slipping money on her dresser whenever she brings guys home hoping she'll start to question her goals in life... i think its only encouraging her
I shagged another guy with one ball last night. Are there really that many dudes with one nut in la or am I just a magnet for prostetic testes?
id like to point out that while i was just peeing a condom fell out of my vag.
My relaxing drive may end up as a surprise bootycall in Pittsburgh. Don't try to stop me.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
Oh my god I just remembered I bit a stripper last night.
don't pay it forward
I eont pay shit forward. told a stranger to call an abulance and peaced
I swear to god, if you fuck the hot one you're paying me back for the shot I just bought her
hoooly shit dude in taco costume challenged alpha douche to a fight. he's got catch phrases. come. now.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
it is basically gonna be an ugly Christmas sweater rave
Plus idk what to say. Like hello dapper gentleman will you pursue me in a midnight hangout where I can be choked
Like he's moved to LinkedIn creeping on me since he's blocked everywhere else & I'm just so confused does he think I'm going to post daily updates of my life on FUCKING LINKEDIN
HAMMERED.. I made a peanut butter and jelly sandwich with toilet paper instead of bread...
I just found a bag of chex mix in my clutch
You were feeding it to the bartender last night
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