What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
It's always a relief to be able to look at some one, and remind yourself that there IS some one who gets laid less then yourself.
He ended up letting us go, I think he just felt sorry for us. It's the only time that my night's gotten worse after I've taken my pants off.
My last memory involves me naked in a mens's bathroom stall. I really hope my date was with me.
He put used condom on the handle of the plunger in the bathroom.
I caught them hiding behind a car trying to have sex.
Theres a 75% chance I'm wearing a hocky mask and nothing else right now
Ps I am
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
You got into a heated argument about Frankenstein's intelligence while double fisting burritos from taco bell.
They just showed up to the party with a shopping cart full stolen of naty ice cans, no boxes, just cans. Shit just got real !
I would like to request a high five for getting laid while wearing crocs and a crab hat.
so you 69ed him in the parking lot of your apartment
yah I won't allow him in my apartment
I'm not in it for just the sex. If I wanted mediocre dick once a week I would have stayed with one of my exes.
Want to have dinner and we can talk about how my vagina can make you feel better?
FYI - Don’t go in the downstairs bathroom. Ryan is passed out naked on the floor with a raging hard on.
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