yeah...it smells like an asshole would smell if someone ate sewage.
I'm pretty sure he jizzed in his pants, and no it wasn't even half as funny as that song.
i thought to myself 'what a productive day'. then i realized all ive done is one load of laundry and shaved my balls.
Dude, everyone in your family has slept with that girl. Her vagina is like the Hindu version of a Bar Mitzvah.
She refered to her bed as the "cockpit"....I understand that this morning.
Just had a handjob preempted by a huge bolt of static electricity leaping from her fingertip to my sack. I hate this time of year.
The dumpster is full of naked people swimming. I'm going to join.
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
No more stories ab the wkend for co-workers... No one else found "and I didn't have pants on when I got home Saturday night" as funny as I did.
You've gotta make sure the carpets match the drapes, though.
I am not dying my bush blue.
Im wearing a bra. Made of paint.
the guy in front of me in walmart is buying a blowtorch, potato chips, and condoms. I'm curious and horrified at the same time.
I swear I have some evil slut demon in me when I'm blacked out
Don't we all.
This is the most exciting thing since movie theater hand jobs
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