Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
The water bill last month was outrageous. We have got to stop fucking for hours in the shower
he told me not to treat him like a child and then started peeing off the trampoline
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
I'm about one sudden movement away from being able to cross "throw up in a fortune 100 company's bathroom" off my bucket list.
Well it's official, last night I hooked up with the third girl from the apartment downstairs.
Dude that's a hat trick!
I know, I tossed my hat on the floor as I was walking out.
A little boy in a bathroom stall just shouted "mom where's your penis?? Is it inside you?"
You know you can't live off of vodka and pizza rolls forever
I'VE ALREADY MADE MY CHOICE
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
I hope you have irresponsible drunk insurance because you're about to pay a deductible
He uses Bing as his search engine...but he's great in bed. So obviously I'm torn.
Sorry for throwing up in your humidifier last night, I thought it was some sort of electrical garbage can
You better have a raging boner when I get to your house and it better be worth missing work in the morning.
Oh. My. God. I. Am. Going. To. Punch. Someone. In. The. Face. Immediately.
I consider walking to the bars and dancing my exercise and I buy doubles so my drinks r heavier so that's my arm workout
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