Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
The only downside so far to having a guy roommate is that when he's doing a walmart run, I just can't bring myself to ask him to pick up a pregnancy test for me. I feel like that's just too much too soon.
I would do laundry with you but I vaguely remember swallowing all my quarters last night as some kind of trick.
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I found bruises on my neck from barfing out the window.
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
It's time for everyone's favorite Wednesday night game... WHEEL OF. VODKA!!!!!
Would it be weird if your parents sold me weed?
although steph and I had 3 bottles of wine by that point and watched an opera that featured a black dildo so anything was possible really
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My mom just told me she would flash her tits to a cop to get me out of jail, and then we high-fived.
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
I'm cleaning my apartment while naked. Anyone who says that's not why they want to live on their own is lying.
So stoned that I pressed the unlock button on my car keys to walk into my bedroom...
You were in the back of the cop car and told the cop to ask me if I got laid. Youre a dedicated wingman.
You left your phone here
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