Cold hands, warm shart.
he only lasted three minutes, so to spite him i stayed the night and slept in.
once we finished he held up the condom and asked if i wanted to keep it as a souvenir.
oh and he was serious.
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
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just saw an anti-abortion rally outside of the courthouse...so naturally i tossed them out a coat hanger i found in my car
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
using blue streamers we found on the bathroom floor was probably not the best substitute for toilet paper.
My 19 year old brother just hooked up with his 45 year old cougar kindergarten teacher. These sorts of situations make me realize why the sorority girls call him Wondercock
There's like a dolphin trainer convention here or something. I will parlay this trip to Vegas into riding Shamu if its the last thing I do.
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My boss just lit a candle and said a prayer to get laid tonight ..
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
I walked in on him jerking it to videos of UFC fighters. The most awkward part: he didn't stop when I walked in.
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
I may or may not have puked near a bear on the side of the road this morning.
I only live four blocks from the bar but when you're hammered this walk feels like the journey through Mordor.
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