I think about you every night.
I'm sorry.
all i asked was if it was all the way in, and now im laying here alone. sensitive guys fucking suck
Tuesday night just isn't my ideal coke binge night.
you looked at me, pointed to a car and silently said "the elephant parks here".
I feel like I'm taking part in a surprise porno. At least my hair looked good.
Are they engaged or just dating? Girlfriends come and go but the memory of sex at the pool last forever.
answered a 6 am booty call this morning...you were still in the er so I thought what the hell
You guys can't keep having sex with them and cleaning their house! They're never going to take you seriously!
I been sleeping but occasionally wake up feeling like tiny elves are in my throat ripping my esophagus to shreds with their bare hands.
Somehow, you made that sound extremely magical and not at all painful.
In honor of Sarah Palin's bday I suggest we watch Nailing Palin
She told me she ate a whole pizza today, and I just wanted to hug her forever.
I'm sure there are thousands getting dick today in the name of independence
If we hadn't just agreed to no commitment, i'd totally propose right now. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
i had fun fun last night, with the exception of you running over my foot with your car. makes a great story for my first one night stand.
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
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