she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
Don't be a smartass. I'm trying to fuck a guy who's sober. It's more difficult than you think.
Ok, honestly? Periods can't be THAT bad, have you ever tried to shave a ball sack?!
The cops caught them pow wowing in the teepee at the entrance of the golf course at 5 am. But were still missing someone.
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
Dont get mad at me, it takes two to tango
IT TAKES ONE TO EJACULATE INTO THE OTHER WITHOUT CONSENT, AND SPOILER ALERT, ITS THE ONE WITH A SCROTUM FULL OF SEMEN.
You know what would make this walk of shame even better? Picking up my cap n gown on the way to my car
We don't know where he is but he left his pants and what appears to be a tooth here so he's gotta come back sometime
Definitely thought about throwing up in the cat box since it's not as far to the bathroom..
No. Nooooo. No way. She looked like Amanda Bynes. The recent one not the one from All That.
I have aggressive nipples.
I rewarded myself with Taco Bell tonight for going a full week without punching my roommates in the face or wishing bodily harm on them.
Uhmmmm is there really any way to tactfully ask "you into me jerking you off with my feet... or nah" cause if you find one let me know 😂
I miss you.
Yeah, I don't want to have sex.
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