i just saw a midget buying condoms and graham crackers. i wonder which was the impluse buy.
some girl in front of me in class just googled "hungover+throwing up blood"
why are there post-it notes all around the apartment labeled where you guys had sex and in what position
It's like God knew that was my ex's best friend and punished me. I've never vomited that much in my life.
he was drinking wine. Puking into an empty water bottle. And eating french toast. ....All at the same time.
She's like the pied piper of lesbians.
Just threw the poptarts. Sgits boutta go Down. 1 liter of wine
I still can't believe you had sex with someone who willingly went by Peaches.
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
I don't know if this whole sobriety thing is going to work out... It's only been 3 days and I want to chug vodka
The only reason I can fathom that you've been able to continue to date new people this long is that women continue to become of age each year, and the younger ones don't know any better.
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
I fell asleep while eating jimmy johns last night and then woke up at 5am and continued to eat it
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
Is there any reason why a taxidermic donkey head is in the shower?
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