Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
i told him i was sober and he walked away immediately.
You two were too busy to notice that his used condom landed on me when he threw it.. Thanks.
I don't know the quality of the hand jobs you've received in the past but it CLEARLY was not one from me
She told me I was lying in front of her toilet for an hour saying "lasers."
Nothing says "I forgive you for puking on me during sex" like a Facebook add the next morning...
Some girl, somewhere, is going to wake up with my face paint on her vagina
If I was home I'd be ouija boarding the fuck out of the house, haven't been this high since that day
I'm going to start charging you rent if you keep leaving your random conquests on my living room couch the morning after
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
Im quite confident that my struggle with sobriety ended last night sometime after dinner
Trust me, I'm a professional lesbian.
I never thought my gollum impression would lead to me getting laid.
Huzzah!
So high that I just walked into class, late, sat down in my desk, and tried to buckle my seatbelt.
Good thing he's hot and my vagina likes him or I'd be at Dennys right now.
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