dude, that chick is coming to see me and stay for 2 nights. I'm hitting the 3rd in the trifecta of friends.
You're one hell of a depraved bastard dude, I'm borderline speechless. You officially win.
They all have matching tattoos so they're all official bffs. I love my life.
honey bunches of taint.
i just learned how to squirt via google. life is good.
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
She told me that as long as she kept starring at the freckle on her arm she wouldnt throw up
do you find it slutty that the last person I had sex with is also the person who sings my ringtone ?
bring the dog... nobody goes to jail with a dog.
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
GOOGLE HAS JUST RELEASED AN UPDATE THAT ALLOWS YOU TO CATCH POKEMON USING MAPS. Pack your shit, our time has COME.
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
New guy moved in the apartment next door. He's a combat vet, 6'4", Adonis body and going to med school. My vagina is chewing thru the wall as we speak.
You sealing the pinky promise with a shot was much better than just kissing it
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
Baby Shark came on during sex.
She has BABY SHARK on her sex playlist. Who does that?
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