Just incase you were wondering, the count of ladies who have perioded on chairs at our fine restaurant is now at 3.
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
$1.99 mimosas n bloodys til 3. Happy hour starts at 4. We're gonna ride the mechanical bull to kill the hour inbetween.
Please take video.
He just bought a 100-pack of condoms of Amazon. My vagina is already tired.
I just realized this is gonna be the last time that I'm high in my childhood home. I'm kinda sad. I'm really high..
I am dripping wet and slathered in glitter and banana mush. I love gay guys.
She said her tits were too big, and he slapped her. He said that Jesus didn't appreciate bitches that fish for compliments
Is it physically possible to shit out my own bone marrow? Because if not, then I need to see a doctor immediately.
Alright fuck it. Alcoholic Jamie is back and here to stay.
I am the kind of drunk to where i can still drive a golf cart
i just told him to get ready, because I'm going to be taking out my anger over the Super Bowl out on his penis.
We need some Captain and Fanta. That shit will change your life. Sidenote, bring an IV drip to hook me to in the morning
No, it's like a legit blood drive. It's not just her out in some parking lot with needles and ziplock bags
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
She said she was sorry for rolling around in her own vomit. Honestly, I thought it really added to the party.
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