you definitely held a convo with a hobo
we have a secret handshake
Nothing says Christmas like gin and tears.
The difference between what I would do for a regular Klondike bar and an Oreo flavored Klondike bar is astounding
MY DOG FOUND A BAG OF COKE ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD!!!!!!!!!!!
AND ITS GOOD STUFF TOO!!!!!! AHHH!!!!!!
She said to bring taco sauce. Hoping that's a euphemism.
If it's not soft enough to fuck on, then we're not getting the new rug.
I guess I really am the only person in this world who can successfully have a no-strings-attached threesome on the beach.
if memory serves, the guy you were hooking up with said he was a slutty skittle.
This gem of a conversation has been brought to you be weed
I'm sitting in Starbucks, waiting for direction in my life, or it to be 8 p.m. Whatever comes first.
I need to find parents that want to take care of a grown adult. I'm sure there's a website out there for that. Like a sugar daddy but sugar parents.
I think girls have an advantage in chugging contests. We know how to just open our throats.
Oh it's tea and biscuits for everyone. An possibly pink eye
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
I'M HANGING OUT WITH THE DRUG DEALER UPSTAIRS JUST SO I CAN STEAL HIS WIFI PASSWORD, I HOPE Y'ALL LOVE ME.
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