Never forget that any girl can get her way if she puts her vagina on the table.
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
It was all about her orgasm last night. I felt like a human dildo.
The freshman sure do fuck up the whataburger line at 2am
Recycling my beer bottles from breakfast counts for earth day, right?
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
Life Goals: never under any circumstances, pee in an elevator again. No matter how drunk
I stood on the corner waiting to be picked up, dry heaving, and trying to block out the sun.
You want to groom your chest hair? You mean with a little baby chest hair brush? Because that sounds adorable.
I knew it was going to be a good night when my mom said "Have fun, be safe...wait, do you need any weed for tonight?"
His buddy came running in the room after we had sex, and started "sponging" the sweat off my forehead with his sport wristband.
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
Nothing like waking up and having two guys who aren't your boyfriend talk to you about their hard dicks before 9 am.
My lease is up and I've been thinking, it's only fair that the guys I've fucked in this apartment in the past year help me move. They enjoyed the bed, now help me move it.
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