the new term for farting is butt boxing.
i saved all my weight watcher points for this alcohol
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
sometimes i wish i was a boob, they get to chill in soft and cuddly little cup things.
She was knocking on the tree demanding to be let in
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
The worst part was I wasn't conscious enough to move out of the way, I knew i was being puked on but I couldn't move.
Gong!
YOU'RE MARRIED NOW YOU CAN'T KEEP GONGING ME WHEN YOU GET LAID IT DOESN'T COUNT
Hahaha it was a great moment in my life. This must be what post child birth feels like, given you don't get a combined asshole/ vagina
My going away gift was all of them dancing around with solo cups on their dick and balls...these are my friends
totally just stole a 24 pack straight out of the miller truck
I'm on the same pooping schedule as a professor I've never had. He now says what's up to me in the hallway
OMG he dropped his pants for me. Granted it was to show me where he got stabbed but still...
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
How was the tequila? Are you making bad decisions yet?
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