How was your sisters wedding?
Oh, I didn't go. I slept through my alarm. I finally woke up and was like...I don't think so.
sisterhood ftl.
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
no one is going to fuck you in a field of bunnies
we saw you sitting at the door of the dorm trashed, wrapped in DANGER tape with a stolen balloon around your wrist
i totally fed the cab driver fruit salad with my hands while he was driving
All i remember is people cheering me on to drink faster than the dog, out of the dog's bowl. I just couldn't stop.
Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
I mean, we do coke and have sex occasionally...I wouldn't call that a relationship.
What can I say, I bounce back quick. Never thought the line "my turtle died" would get me so many free drinks last night
My mom has finally acknowledged my soft spot for Russians. Finally.
Best part of Friday afternoon drinking? Having ping pong balls thrown into my cleavage.
Well, I guess that's how life goes for my dad. One minute you're walking with your cooler on the afterglow of a Lynyrd Skynyrd concert, the next you find your grown son choking out a drunk redneck against your pickup truck.
This guy kept trying to use "see? I'm clean. Cleared by the plasma place today." as a pick up line. This is not okay.
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
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