turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
when you get a chance can you look up 'free abortion clinic' for me? cuz i dont think i'll be lucky enough for a second miscarriage.
His was the first dick to ever be in my mouth... Of course I'm going to the wedding.
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
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I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
Just orgasmed in traffic. Starting to have feelings for my commute.
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
you just missed a great speech in which i almost coined the term "ass-ian" as in "my vaginal and ass-ian regions are no longer safe"
God please dont post that to facebook.
He didn't even realize I was drunk. He probably just thought I loved Torchwood so much that I no longer knew how to use my thumbs
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I woke up with what appeared to be LSD in my pocket. Know anything about this?
In Punta Cana for my bachelor trip, hopefully tomorrow my passport is blacklisted
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
He took me home and by the time I woke up after catching up on sleep I realized I accidentally put on one of his fiances socks. whoops.
Nah, i wasn't offended. Having a bridesmaid who you had had multiple threesomes with your future husband would be weird.
Stacy lit a fart and burn half of the couch down before we can put the Flames out. Bring your truck.
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