**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
Drunkkker than when I told the drag queen she was prettier than me
Lesson of the night- sweaty dick can get stuck to ice, and require medical attention.
I definitely made out with a high school student last night while his sister and my brother were in the same room. I think we're all traumatized by the situation.
I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
I GOT JUDGED BY A GUY WORKING AT THE LEAST CLASSY STRIP CLUB. Peeing isn't a right, it's a privilege.
I'm just trying my hardest not to get addicted to drugs or pregnant and all your other friends are out there getting married
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
Never thought an ATM max withdrawal could be such a good thing...
Thank you for trusting your ovaries to me
I woke up saran wrapped to a chair....
My eye was non-stop itchy for like an hour... I thought burying my face in your ass caught up with me
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