There is no way he is gay with that hair.
he's dressed up as spiderman, i don't understand why he's crying.
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
You peed on someone's house because they had a Wisconsin flag.
This hurricane better not stop me from sitting on the stoop thurs & enjoying all the slutty costume walkofshamers
All I have done at work today is eat and try to get my coworker to tie me to his bed again
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
You were all "think outside the box, inside the bag!" as you filled your camelback with beer.
I'M WORRY THAT MY VAGINA WILL NEVER KNOW THE TOUCH OF A MAN AND YOU ARE MAKING A MIXTAPE
I'm suffering a hangover from deep within. I feel like the half of the parts of my body are permanently laced with alcoholic substances
when I was walking home I wad so excited to see a cat on the sidewalk but it was really a traffic cone
Bro, she said she wanteo to fuck me with my white Nike cap on so I resemble a douchebag. I think my choice of women might be coming into question
He said his parents were apparently coming over to surprise him with breakfast and I’ve never gotten dressed and run out of the door that quickly. I have commitment issues.
He only has one ball. it was like fucking a cyclops.
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