So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
That chick was all over your bacon last night, grinding on you, I thought you were going to bang her in the club
Dude it was a lap dance
i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
Making out with married ex girlfriends: priceless
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sticking your finger down your throat to make yourself throw up is bulimia, not morning sickness, so no, I don't think you're pregnant.
I don't know what you drank last night but you really enjoyed the 4 egg body shots.
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
Just ate a chocolate chip cookie upside down. This is what having a degree does for you.
I tried to find the bar, ended up at a car dealership. Then the alarms went off.
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Is drinking before noon still a bad idea if you invent an amazing cocktail?
I just found peanut butter between my boobs. This was for you.
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
Of course his biggest mistake was assuming that I ever gave a fuck to begin with.
Spotify says I’m in the top 1% of Indigo Girls fans worldwide. Didn’t know I would peak this early.
Aren’t you trying to seem...less lesbian?
I just caught your son trying to perform fellatio on himself. What do I do?
Randomize