these two guys are about to go shot for shot with syrup
now he is talking to a potato
I almost got runover on the sidewalk by a car but wen it got closer it was a crackhead walking with the whole front of a car... bumper, lights and all... I love New York.
you said your puke was red because you were proud to be an american.
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
He tried peeing out of the sunroof.
We need to stop sleeping with people based on which NFL team they like.
Um...any recollection of peeing in the pantry
My pubes were yanked out by the root when they got caught in the condom. I think it's time for a bikini wax.
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
We need to step up our tailgating...they're here drinking out of a prosthetic leg
Can you think of a sexual word rhyming with snorkel?
No amount of beer will make me feel better about this. It's time for Emergency Whisky
Dude, half of south Mississippi has seen my taint. I'm not worried.
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
I’ve basically been controlling him with my tits for months now, so I can’t even imagine what would happen if I start banging him
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