she farted while i was going down on her. not doing that again
morning outfit: hottub soaked skirt. no underwear. someone's bandanna worn as a shirt. took me an hour to walk home. this isn't fun anymore.
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
After I just paid $211 for my hair to be dyed and cut this guy at the bar said "I know you died your hair with koolaid, but I'd still fuck the shit out of you"
I made out with the bride. You tell me how my night was
I changed the background on my phone to a picture of you so whenever I go to look at porn or text another girl I'll have second thoughts
Am I supposed to find that romantic?
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
He panicked, you ducked and I was coming off a 3 day coke binge. It was no one's shining moment.
My clothes are covered in blood and I feel like I drank a gallon of elephant cum...it's safe to say I'm hungover
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
He told me he wants to eat me out all day while I lay in bed watching football. Seems like a solid foundation for a relationship to me.
That moment when your fucking in an airport bathroom and forget to lock the door. That poor man...scarred forever...
just realized we fucked to the ultimate disney playlist last night. hakuna matata.
the cops drove by and you were on your back in the middle of the side walk with your arms and legs in the air yelling that you were a dead bug .
I woke up with my winter coat on, next to a polaroid of me, her and a swan...so no I don't remember our conversation.
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