He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
I just went to a subway where the girl didn't know how to make a blt. I will not miss public school texans.
He had a stripper pole in his bedroom. I didn't know whether to be impressed or creeped out.
this is your 3rd pregnancy scare in 2 years, I think its time for you to re-evaluate the whole 'im a lesbian' thing
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Just met another girl you fucked but this time in seattle. Your cock gets almost as much mileage as jet blue. Anaheim and seattle both say hi, figured you don't remember their names.
Did you get any last night. I need to track my forever aloneness
I was so high I told him we should rub faces and pretend to be wombats. He was surprisingly enthusiastic about it.
Wearing the 'Let's Party' thong feels weird without you...
I have a surprise for you guys
What is it?
A MOTHER FUCKING SURPRISE DON'T ASK QUESTIONS
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Shower sex is an art that should not be attemted drunk
Then years and years after that I will send you a picture of my warped vagina from all the kids that I had.
Hey I can officially say I made out with a drug lord.
We told you to act sober so to prepare yourself you started doing squats and stretching then you slapped yourself and walked in
He broke his arm in a fistfight with the bouncer. it was neat.
I'm eating an ice cream cone and pooping. Don't know how I'm gonna wipe.
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