You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
Some guy on the train just glared at me. So I'm drinking tequilla out of a dixie cup. Go fuck yourself.
She was crying and singing Taylor Swift on repeat. I'm never drinking with her again.
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Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
I just woke up to three dick pics. Apparently in my blacked out state. I was asking for them as the new valentines day card.
Might I also add after my boss threw up in the garbage can and yelled puking rally, he dougied, then told me I wasn't about that life.
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
My booty call fought through ice and a foot of snow to get here. He brought booze, food, and cigarettes for three days. My vagina is the greatest motivator of all time.
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I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
I wanna be like, dude, I peed your bed. Like you laid in my pee. And we're not dating. You can find another fuck buddy who I'm sure won't piss on you.
In the middle of pounding my asshole he stopped and said, "do you want to get breakfast after this?"
My vagina still hurts from yesterday. That's the last time I think riding a mop bucket is a good idea. Don't let me do that again
He went three whole days without making a star wars reference, of course he got sex
Gatorade without vodka just doesn't taste the same
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