the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
one day I'm really going to regret not using the boners I got in planes and cars
lady crackhead wearing pjs and a santa hat brushed the snow off my car at 7am saying "free of charge" the whole time
I think "bars open christmas minneapolis" is the saddest google search i've ever done.
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were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
To the genius that put everclear in my humidifier: your time is coming.
it was like a congratulatory penis slap
I should know better than to trust a man I've seen cry on multiple occasions to give me accurate sports information.
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so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
I maxed out my credit card last night on powdered donuts and beef jerky
I'm too over dressed and drunk for this emergency vets office
Someone who makes you cum so hard that you have an asthma attack is clearly your soulmate
was that you i just saw walking down the street in only one heel smoking a cig yelling "hello sexuals" to everyone who passed??
HELLLLLO SEXUAL BEING
I had a date last night. His dog threw up in his bed while we were having sex in it.
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