she's walking around the room telling people she can make the room move with her mind and then she shakes her head really fast yelling 'see?!'
my ex gf has sooo many hot friends... i feel like im at a grocery store when on her fb... just shopping around.
She was giving me great head...... until I asked her how much this was going to cost.... she left abruptly
He passed out on the patio with nothing on but his boxers. So we put our beer caps on him. Yeah he woke up with a polka dot sunburn.
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Contrary to what I yelled at them last night, it turns out campus police CAN arrest people...
He tipped the stripper with quarters. After that not even the waitress would talk to us. I had to move to another table to get a lapdance
great! i almost saw a gas station fight, and i believe i became the first person to successfully pee and puke in a bathtub simultaneously
I am omw to AA Fellowship by the sea w Jenny and a stripper who just paid for our jetski with 85 $1 bills
We're not in high school anymore. I'm not going to pretend to be impressed as he butchers my favorite songs on his guitar. I just wanted to get laid.
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I spent a lot of time in their kitchen cause I was convinced that the living room was gonna fall... Sorry for not warning you about that.
Have you ever just woke up in the morning and felt pregnant
I legit feel like I had sex with Joey Fatone. Is that weird?
nothing like a long car ride to make you think of all the bad things you've done
Nope. Im a prince of the americas. I treat my women like future queens. Also, im drunk watching the royal wedding
All I remember is your girlfriend laying on the bathroom floor and me crawling in and asking if it was okay to puke.
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