I have a hot bod, but my face sucks, what can i do?
yo - did your mom get a boob job (I think she did)
some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
First off: I'm drunk so fuck you. Second: you weren't a bad girlfriend. Tres: thats 3 in spanish. Number 4: fuck 3 Doors Down
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i decided what we are doing for your 21st b-day: camelbacks filled with margaritas
that's why you don't digest questionable powders from girls wearing tutus at a dirty club
This is like a relationship, I expect to be mind blown at least once a week.
Accidently said "your going to hurt the baby" when he got forceful with his thrusts. I guess I forgot to mention to him that we are pregnant.
I guess I just stopped wanting to rip his balls out and started being okay with him being alive. that's a typical feeling for exes right?
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There are grandparents doing keg stands I don't know
BRING KITTENS I AM A GENIUS
WHY DID YOU INVITE ALEX?!?
Because she offered to bring a keg.
And also because you fucked her in an alley last week and I'm trying to be a good friend.
On a scale of 1-10, how inappropriate is it to sneak into someone's box of sex toys and put googly eyes on their vibrator?
You have to commit to sexting. You can't just quit right after I send you pictures of my asshole.
Seriously, come on.
I feel like there's a picture of my ass on the internet right now.
I hate you.
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
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