I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
I fucked my boyfriend 15 minutes before my pap test. My gyno probably thinks I hate her.
We totally just fucked in a closet. These vacations with his family are causing creativity I never thought I had.
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
I just blurted out "it's pretty tight isn't it"
ITS A JAGER BOTTLE. NOTHING CAN BE BAD IF ITS JAGER RELATED.
holy fuck that shirt looks so good on him, it was like he was born with it on. that shirt deserves a blow
YOU COME FROM SAD WHALE FAMILY, DEEP IN OCEAN!
As I was throwing up blood I assured concerned onlookers that I had simply "eaten a lot of ketchup today"
I should have bailed a long time ago. I mean, he has a bible verse-a-day app next to his dick pics in his phone.
Oh okay well are you handling the "just sex part" like a professional hooker like I taught you?
We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
if I dont text you back in 10min assume i am in fact still dizzy and injured myself in the shower. and call an ambulance. thanx.
Judging from the sharpie on my face, glitter on my chest and women's tiger print panties i'm wearing last night was a thing.
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