sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
Just got a call at work, I have to consent to a random drug and alcohol test by end of business day, if you arranged this it's the best/worst April fools prank ever.
She's yelling about threesomes and realllly wants you to come over. Put the pieces together.
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
Ladystoner tip: if eyes are bloodshot, lime green eyeliner makes them appear less red. its basic artt.
Santa brought me a 1.75 of wine, and a liter of patron. I probably won't remember Christmas, so don't ask me how it was tomorrow.
Jusy read on a science page that squeezing boobs can prevent cancer cells from forming in them, youre welcome.
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
I wanna get a tattoo next to my tattoo that says, my ex did this so don't fucking ask
So anyways, we returned the toilet paper and decided to use the money for taco bell and slurpees instead...
The bouncer just called me magically delicious... apparently I'm a lucky charm. hollllleeeerrrr!
I had a dream that I was smoking rasberries out of a bong. THEY WEREN'T EVEN DRIED...
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