Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
I'll start drinking again when I know where I am
Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
Dude, she knew her leg was on fire and she kept dancing. Bad-fucking-ass.
He was making tequila spiked Arnold Palmers and murmuring things in Spanish.
I love foreign exchange students.
Going to rent a magician for when I eat shrooms. How has no one thought of this?
I'm promoting my liver to CEO of my body cause it clearly works harder than anything else.
Also I walked home in over mitts \nLet's take a minute to really laugh about that
The maintenance guy says happy birthday. Also, he likes your penis balloon.
I'm going as either a recovering alcoholic, or as a guy who came to the party straight from work. Too literal?
shes on the ground doing bicycle kicks screaming "is my ass good enough for you now satan" send help
All I remember is dance battling with a man named tom the entire time who kept buying me drinks so id say it was a success
I'm just now starting to feel better... I remembered sleeping on the floor. I was peeing and saw his rug and it looked so comfy
MY HISTORY TEACHER IS FUCKING MY MOTHER. I am downstairs and i can hear the squeak of the bedsprings please I swear to god pick me up THIS INSTANT.
You just kinda wondered into the street and started screaming at dogs and small children...
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