She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
I can't believe you made out with me with a french fry in your mouth.
So Ive decided I have serious issues. Im walking around the school with a bag labeled booze money collecting from people while slightly hungover at 8:20 in the morning, and nobody is questioning me.
Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
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Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
Please tell me how you drunkenly remembered your social security number when we were checking you into the ER.
i woke up with 5 inch heels locked on my feet and my car keys missing. this is gonna be an interesting walk home
you can't just say no to brian. he was bugging me to get me to drunk for 14 hours straight yesterday. HE DOESN'T GIVE UP
He is so pussy whipped she has made him change his name to Toby
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I have put on lipstick and signed up for class. Nothing more shall be expected of me today.
Hey, remember that time a week ago when we walk-of-shamed literally down the Vegas Strip at 8:45am and I had one broken heel?
Got my client divorced finally. He was even awarded the cat ashes. Yep I went to law school for this.
so i just met a former male stripper who has a lion king tattoo. new BFF? i think yes
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
For full disclosure: I told my roommates last night that you have a very clean asshole.
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