I was thinking about him in the shower then i get out of the shower and there was a text from him
its like he has a camera inside of my shower that looks into my brain
You know its been a rough night when you wake up and the first thing you remember is your mom going skinny dipping.
I would have been "that girl" at the party last night if it wasn't for that girl who puked in the potted plant...
whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
I knew her barely 30 minutes before we got naked. This whole fraternity thing is starting to grow on me...
It's hard to be above the influence when you are the influence.
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
Drunk Tina signed up to be part of the crew team and got a text from the captain telling her there's practice tomorrow. Wtf
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
I want to be tan and drunk. Is that too much to ask for?
you licked my face then when I finally got you to the bathroom, mid puke you said you liked the taste of my foundation.....you weren't drunk at all....
Update: I spent 10 minutes trying to fish out a rogue vagina weight.
Answered a bio test question bc of watching phineas and ferb. Remind me to always drink when studying.
You wouldn't eat with utensils. You insisted on making your own spoon out of a bendy straw and staples while singing "I'm a survivor" by Destiny's Child.
Randomize
