So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
at FSU your more likely to get an STD than a parking spot
It's like a choose-your-own-adventure. But the adventure is already chosen for you. And it sucks.
Don't bite the hand that gives you multiple orgasms
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champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
You seriously don't know?He was trying to arrest you and you were shouting that you were being punk'd. Punk'd? that show got cancelled like 5 years ago.
We just licked a sour creme and onion chip for salt for a tequila shot. Our vacation has officially begun.
I can't wait to find out the true size of his penis! Please maintain enough sobriety for an accurate report.
I rolled over and my thoughts became words and I said "oh fuck not you again" he didn't think that was too kind and asked me to leave
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YOU DRINK NOW BECAUSE YOU ARE A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN WHO DOESN'T NEED A DRINKING PARTNER
Getting robbed by hookers is def a right of passage in a mans life
I just used the proceeds from selling my ex's engagement ring to fund my first date with another girl.
Long story short, I found someone who takes me seriously when I say I have a Shakespeare kink.
Today's goals: get day drunk then sober up in time for the walking dead tonight.
He looked so uninterested when the stripper was slapping him. Now his roommates are harassing me about how crazy our sex must be.
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