You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
i think i scared a bird with my dick
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
Apparently, I kept going on about how i'm going to name my first born Ramen. I think this is a good parenting move.
You told the cop at mobil to keep it real and look both ways before crossing the street.
That chick went from zero to shitshow in only 6 shots.
He broke into my house just to tell me the door was locked.
Novelty of the week: Getting my lipstick back in an evidence bag
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
How have you never felt a dick as hard as mine?
I woke up to an email from expedia confirming my flight to hong kong
She was calling him Bob Saget and asking him to buy her shots....how do you think the night went?
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