It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
explain to me why "crisis hotline lolz" is in my contacts?
My room should be renamed "Land of the Misfit Condoms."
Someone played tic tac toe on my abs?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
Please talk me out of ordering the stripper pole for a dollar. Please.
I kinda volunteered your dick to help her deal with her virginity issues. Figured you wouldn't mind.
I've had balls on my face twice in last 48 hours and I STILL haven't got laid!
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Seriously babe, why do I keep waking up with bruises on my nipples? WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO ME IN MY SLEEP?
Actually, scratch that, I'm not sure I want to know.
Other than trying to finger me on the couch in the middle of the bar a few times, you were fine.
I DID NOT GO INTO HOURS OF STRENUOUS LABOR FOR YOU TO LOOK LIKE A DOMINATRIX BARMAID ON A WEEKDAY. AT LEAST SAVE IT FOR THE WEEKEND GDI.
Last night was just a whirlwind of Mario Brothers and sex.
How do you get the "hangs out with drunk assholes" insurance
totally just bought a bottle of gin with nothing but change
don't ever let anyone tell you that youre not 100% class
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