Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
unrelatedly i think im gonna download boogie nights just to see mark wahlberg's penis
My sister came home, pulled two nalgene bottles of jaeger-bomb out of the fridge, changed out her 3 inch heels for 6 inch heels and left in under 3 minutes. I've never been more proud of her.
Laying on my kitchen floor and the lights just got brighter... I just died or there was a power surge. Based on the amount of booze I drink both are possible.
I can't tell if my bong is gender-neutral or not
He's not messing around tonight. 4 fist pumps.
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
People will say "JOE YOU MUST TURN DOWN" and I will refuse, in the name of liberty.
I think my dove chocolate wrapper just told me to masturbate.
Having sex with him is like eating mayo. Don't think about it, just do it. It's worth it.
Haha. I have resting bitch face. He has I want y'all to die face. It's a subtle difference
It's called life, you pretentious bitch. Grow up.
Looks like taco salad for lunch. I may have died and gone to be better circle in hell than I thought.
I'm just trying to figure out the reason why humans wear socks....
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