dude i totally did the walk last night came out of her room to see her dad sitting there straight lookin at me...wtf
Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
Judging by the crutches in the living room I take it you two are fine and we aren't going out tonight?
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
Ugh did we play golf last night and did you by chance hit my head with a club or a ball?
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
I'm going to text my booty call and tell him nevermind, that I got the job finished by myself. That will teach him to text back faster.
This lesson is brought you by a psychology class.
I SHITYOUNOT DAN JUST PUNCHED A DEER IN THE FACE. MID LEAP.
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
YOU IS KIND. YOU IS SMART. YOU IS IMPORTANT. YOU IS CLEANING YOUR OWN VOMIT.
And the sexual frustration is like I'm wearing a damn horcrux
Hey how're your balls?
Don't ever let me helicopter again.
Well Jon got a DUI sleeping in the back seat so I thought the trunk was safer. BUT WHO CARES WHY JUSE PLEASE COME LET ME OUT!
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