You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
The liquor store is having an inventory reduction sale. It would be a sin not to stop and help them out.
And we all know God doesn't like sinners.
Amen.
Talking her gay man friend into dancing with me officially makes me the world's best wingman. ever.
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
I'm sorry you couldn't sneak away today. You're the only guy I'm fucking that I can talk with about the other guys I'm fucking, and I need some advice
I found someone's tooth on the stairs when I was vacuuming, and my sister found a catheter in the men's bathroom... this cleaning job is dangerous
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
I have work in an hour and I'm having trouble with concepts such as 'staying upright' and 'staying conscious'. Tie me to your wrist next time we go out drinking,
I woke up this morning with a text from my mom as to why the hell random people were showing up at the house. Turns out nobody came to our house party because I gave them my old address, fuck pre-partying for real
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
So, I feel bad. I just told my husband I had sex with someone else while on a business trip. Today is his birthday. I'm kind of a dick.
fucked him on the porch to avoid the chanting that always happens when we leave the bedroom. backfired when a group of freshman walked by and started screaming like fucking babies.
my gyno just used the expression "dick around." too far?
I’m doing tequila shots with lesbians. This isn’t how I planned my night but I’m not complaining
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