I may just buy something cuz i have 6 weddings in the next year and a half.
Holy shittt I don't even have a bf
I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
maybe i would like her more if 99% of her sentences didn't start with "yesterday when i was reading twilight..."
The brown eye won't let me do that either.
Someone is gonna learn how to start an IV in the morning
You said you wanted to start a restaurant called 'Barbecue' where everything is barbecued. You sounded really proud of your concept.
We're in the emergency room. He concussed himself trying to pop all the bubbles on my "one bubble a day" wall calender with his face.
Guess who has got hockey tickets for tonight? Only cost me road head going to and coming from the game
I think your high point was when the quesadilla was in your mouth and you were screaming "I can't chew!" and the Taco Bell guy just kinda stared at you like he wanted to strangle.
I wanted to get all my legit stuff out, but then I decided I didn't trust drunk me with my own things
Good decision.
And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
Apparently "Welcome to the Sin Cave" is not how I'm supposed to answer the door
our moms work together...I can just see the conversation now, hey your daughter ruined my sons marriage, that's probably how it will start.
breakfast this morning: omelette, Valium and baileys hot chocolate
Now that sounds like the breakfast of champions
I don't know what it is about this quarantine, but I have never written this much smutty fanfic in my life and I am loving it!
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