i would punch a child for taco bell
It was awkward until we both realized our obsessions with harry potter and sangrias were the same. Now were in love.
You need tk get a life and stop texting me about fictional characters. I don't give a shit.
She kept saying "I didn't do it" but she was so drunk she forgot her pee was orange from her UTI medicine.
He poured syrup on all those broken dishes because "syrup is magical, and by the time we wake up, they'll be fixed."
Do you ever wonder how many people have prayed for you to be a better person?
his apartment was in a funeral home, walk of shamed through a visiation in the skankiest outfit i own
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
So I saw her today...and it was weird...she is just like not pregnant anymore.
Dude...how high are you? of course she isnt pregnant anymore...thats what happens when you give birth
So when I walked out, everyone was chanting ONE OF US, someone draped a lei over my head, and then she grabbed my ass and dragged me back into the bedroom. I'd say it was a pretty good night to lose my virginity.
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
Hey now one little girl thought it was cool I was covered in blood. Apparently according to her Mom she wants to be a surgeon when she grows up
Like, my vagina is jet-lagged.
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
I'm going to be there later than expected. There was a yo-yo incident...
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