Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
Whats the name of the guy with his hand down my pants?
Dude you can't just initiate a threesome via twitter
This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
I think we've had way too many heart to hearts in the Mc Donalds parking lot for this to be a healthy relationship
I woke up with hair in my teeth and half his beard was missing.
I LOVE YOU NO MATTER HOW MANY BALLS YOUVE SUCKED
I may, or may not have licked his face in an Applebee's.
I'd cum for enchiladas.
And the view of you in reverse cowgirl is arguably the most spectacular view ever... And I've seen the Eiffle tower, the colosseum, mountains of Hawaii, Michaelangelo's David, and the Mona Goddamn Lisa. Just saying.
Is that a question you really want to ask or do you just want to tell you that I can't walk without feeling like my legs are collapsing underneath me
Dude fuck drugs. It's 4am and I'm eating mushroom ravioli fantasizing about jumping on a trampoline
I put his pb&j sandwich in my bra and never looked back
Wine through a straw in a subway cup.....classy
You ran up to my room. I was naked. You refused to leave without drugs. I love you.
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