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• (303): View more from Colorado

  woke up in a shopping cart using a keystone box as a blanket. how was your night?

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• (805): View more from California

  we went back to her place to bone only to find her boyfriend having sex.. with MY girlfriend

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• (720): View more from Colorado

  By the way, I think my next facebook status update will read, "Aaron recently found out Vanessa's a screamer."

  (815): View more from Illinois

  oh god.

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• (330): View more from Ohio

  Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".

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  The 23 Most Inappropriate Things To Happen At A Funeral

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• (630): View more from Illinois

  Dude. He drives a mini. Therefore he's a virgin

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• (502): View more from Kentucky

  Sober Sundays just aren't working out anymore.

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• (719): View more from Colorado

  You didn't see us wave? How could you not? We were all going like 10mph screaming at you. We were stoned and didnt wanna run over pedestrians

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• (971): View more from Oregon

  Dude i don't know we had to beg the bouncer to let us in because you were bleeding everywhere and he saw you run into a dumpster

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• (509): View more from Washington

  My asshole is basically a geyser at this point. Minus the excitement. Plus blood.

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  If You’re Hot, It’s Easier For You To Do These 27 Things

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• (617): View more from Massachusetts

  Woke up the next morning in an 8 year old's bedroom. Saw my bra swinging from the spiderman ceiling fan and decided it would be best to dip out w/o it.

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• (239): View more from Florida

  I literally just smashed open my grade school piggy bank for beer money. Goodbye childhood. Hellllllo coin night.

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• (248): View more from Michigan

  IF IT WALKS LIKE A MANWHORE AND QUACKS LIKE A MANWHORE, HE PROBABLY HAS VD.

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• (317): View more from Indiana

  My walk of shame was four miles long and I had to stop for a water break. I am the picture of class.

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• (+44): View more from United Kingdom

  You know you're getting old when 19 year olds you've met on tinder advise you that you should start looking for a wife and/or the mother of your children

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• (716): View more from New York

  I'm just gonna ride this ego train to sex town

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