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• (571): View more from Virginia

  you're bored at work aren't you?

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  I'm toying with the idea of beating off under my desk

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• (908): View more from New Jersey

  This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.

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• (360): View more from Washington

  Woke up this morning with a junior police officer sticker over my nipple this morning.

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  I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.

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• (602): View more from Arizona

  If you're that baked in a class full of people that know you're that baked you tend to offer up a peace offering. Its like the burrito of trust! If eaten you are now obligated to help maintain my grades and keep me from falling out of my chair. $3.75 a morning is worth it for that mafia type protection!

  (623): View more from Arizona

  It has become abundantly clear why you give me pixie stix when you're drunk now...

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• (617): View more from Massachusetts

  Shrimp lo Mein doused in green apple Smirnoff is a rare delicacy only a few get to experience..guess I should consider myself lucky

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• (717): View more from Pennsylvania

  You don't have anything to lose--we've established that he's not going to murder you and he smells good.

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• (410): View more from Maryland

  I think I may be the only girl in the world that can say she has fallen asleep grasping a penis..... 3 different times...... 3 different penises

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• (317): View more from Indiana

  So you told me to remind you that you vomited 3 times in the street because you would forget so here is your reminder

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  21 Rideshare Drivers Had to Drive These NSFW Passengers

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• (508): View more from Massachusetts

  He just kept mumbling that he was too drunk for society and then he peed in a bush

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• (641): View more from Iowa

  The night is not complete until I am drnk and speaking to inanimate objects

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• (210): View more from Texas

  She gave me a boner for the first time in 9 years.

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• (305): View more from Florida

  Look, he's a hot korean guy with a motorcycle and a great ass. I'm gonna do head-titingly kinky shit with him.

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• (+61): View more from Australia

  Well shit I mean if you get a bunch of cashed up drunk lesbians together in a casino, it's bound to go south at some point

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• (630): View more from Illinois

  Well, the night started out with you ALMOST falling out of a tree. Then we went back to the tree after about 9 shots and you DID fall out of the tree.

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