its like he missed a chap in the "being a guy" handbook and read the bible instead
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
Last night was the twilight zone. We hungout with our 45 year old future selves and tried to fuck everything with a dick. Lets move forward from this.
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Drunk cheerio confetti may seem like a brilliant idea when your drunk, but believe me, the next day, its a horrible, horrible mess.
Dude when we asked him where he lived all he could tell us was "by the slurpees." That fucked up.
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
Why Weren't you wearing pants?
because pants are for people with no imagination
We won't have time to talk.. I'll be rolling you a blunt and you'll be getting naked.
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That basically sounds like the worst party of my life, and I'm including my brother's World of Warcraft themed birthday party.
She just mixed her Emergen-C with champagne... Vegas here we come!
I mentioned your name at this party and some girl started crying.
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
Do not, I repeat, DO NOT uncuff him no matter how much he begs. He knows what he did.
Ok maybe second best. He dated a stripper. Can't compete with that level of hoeness
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