Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
I woke up at 6 on his trampoline wearing only a parka.
but then i turned into a human whiteboard because i thought it was a good idea to bring out markers
And at least you didn't have a dinner of Ranch Pringles and Double Stuff Oreos. I forgot that part of being single.
wine lets you be on time to class apparently
This is a dangerous realization
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
I'm chasing my vodka with snickers.
I dare you to find another dealer that delivers bud to your home along with deep fried vegan burritos
After we finished having sex, he drunkenly tried to hugh five me, farted, then accused me of stealing his socks.
tbh i just wanted to fuck a guy with forearm tattoos but then he was so FORWARD about it
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
Just went to Meijer. Purchased furnace filters, fishing line, red lipstick and pregnancy test. And if my purchase alone wasn't classy enough, I took the pregnancy test in the Meijer bathroom because Im on my way to the bar and wanted to know if that was a good idea or not. Cheers to no babies!
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