One girl and one boy is just not enough.
genius idea. im gonna paint my penis green like the serpent of sex
He just knocked over the beer pong table... I haven't seen so much fail in one room since I watched "Mall Cop" with my grandma
she must of just birthed a child cause her labia touched the floor
What would you have done with a 40 foot neon parrot anyway?
she got the salsa and pickles out of the fridge looked at me and said what can i make with this
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
You never know, some chick could have a weird unibrow fetish.
Just found out I own a pyramid. Fuck your good grades, I'm living in my pyramid.
Every part of me is in agreement...but mostly my vagina
No. More. Tequila. Even the hot dog guy felt bad for me and you know that guy has seen some crazy shit.
I just accidentally showed an old lady a pic of my penis while showing her cat pics. So how's your day going?
Wait are we really having an orgy on Tuesday?
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
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