have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
Turned in a paper today on drug abuse. Chose to write about percocet. Just realized I started 2 sentences with "This amazing drug"
There are empty beer cans all over and the go-kart is missing. I need it for my halloween costume.
its fine. mom just made me chug a long island. and made a crying face when i balked. we'll talk tomorrow.
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He sprained his penis one time
He was "naked wrestling" and fell off the couch and landed on his erect penis
why would you automatically assume i'm high...
you just told me you're eating the powder of a lemonade mix.
I just sprawled out on my bedroom floor and cried while shoveling chocolate into my mouth.. I should not have Bacardi at home
I have reverted to folding laundry while watching porn. how much sadder can my life get?
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
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Can you work for me at 4? We might have just taken some drugs we found in the couch and... end of story
You know what's fun. When your getting a new mattress and you forget you put your vibrator under your old mattress and the moving guy finds it
Based on your 5AM twitter activity I gather you found MORE FREE COKE??
I slapped him but he didn't wake up. He just nuzzled my head, hugged me closer, and smiled.
Why are my jeans soaking wet and smell like chlorine??
Bc u told a stranger in the hotel "I have sinned' and made him get into the hotel fountain and "baptize u". I've got a vid
I love how when he said ecstasy pills both of our heads whipped around like a couple of horned owls.
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