my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
literally have a bruise on my forehead from being over the toilet all night.
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
Maybe shotgunning 4 days after oral surgery wasn't such a good idea after all...
you are never too drunk for berry picking
So it's national ass day?! I love October. No bra last Saturday and now ass day. This is my month. God is dedicating this October to me!
We may have picked the wrong resort. Brenna and I have already been propositioned for swinging twice and we've only been here 3 hours
We couldn't find the paddle I had gotten so he just spanked with my tennis raquet
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
Let's celebrate our freedom by getting high and doing stupid shit.
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
I got titty fucked last night and you're breastfeeding your newborn. Clearly we have gone two totally different paths since 2011.
Girl you're stalking so hard you're gonna know both their social security numbers soon
I'm currently drunk proofing my room
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