Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
when i told him i was pregnant with his baby he texted me 'congradulations'
i pity the fetus.
Still waiting. He said he'd call between 2 and 10... apparently he's like the Comcast of drug dealers.
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
after eating me out, he asked for something to drink. i gave him a glass of water and he said he needed something stronger.
According to google history I spent most of last night trying to buy an elephant.
I found this letter on my leg this morning "dear sober self- we are one body now. It's weird but get used to it because it already happened" who the fuck is lionman?
The police report said that there were 25 cases of bud light, two hookers fighting in the street, 13 cop cars, and two road blocks, a kid got tazered, another got maced, and over a hundred people in the house
So that means its a bad thing that your dad found it huh?
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
I'm hoping they send me home from work drunk.
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
He started a convo with me by saying that we went to high school together and then recommended I try meth.
he has the ass of a greek god and he made me breakfast
I'm wandering around outside asking things if they are god
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
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