I had a dream last night that we were eating cake at Mercy...hahaha. I'm furious I didn't see you.
another moral hangover. fuck.
what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
i think i have herpe
just one?
theres no cameras in the kitchen right? cause i dont wana get fired for peeing in the kitchen in a cup
So I'll spare the details, but I think I discovered I'm lactose intolerant. In my sleep. And you'll be needing new sheets.
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
You said your dick dragged you up the stairs
you figure out which one you wanna sleep with, & I'll sleep with the other one. problem solved
I am omw to AA Fellowship by the sea w Jenny and a stripper who just paid for our jetski with 85 $1 bills
My worst fear almost came to light...I was choking and the cats stared at me like they had no problem eating my face if I died
I have to have sex on a bidet. I'm not sure what kind, but it's reason #4 for an Italian vacation!
I'm only wearing socks and eating tuna, don't do this to me right now.
They were supposed to legalize it when there was a chance someone might actually propose to me. I'm appealing this bullshit.
Medicine hack, old crowe and ramen flavor packets isnt a cure for the cold.
Randomize
